As a responsible citizen it's your duty to police other people's behavior–the good, the bad, and the gassy. Issue this semi-official-ish citation for squeezing the breeze and cutting the cheese, whether offenders are friends, coworkers, loved ones, or total strangers.
Do your part to enforce clean-air standards, not to mention good manners! -Because all things fart = funny gag gifts -Prank stuff to up your funny dad game!
-4 x 6.5 inches, 60 sheets